I Think This Is The Only Time I'll Ever Defend DT
DT personally pays* for all the food supplied to the Clemson Football Team following their national championship. The internet goes ablaze when they find out it's McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King. Everyone's pissed because this is not the food champions deserve.
*supposedly.
And then this happened:
Hamberders. Hamberders and Covfefe. Again, everyone rips this dude to shreds.
Well, let's not forget something the internet loved, loved loved:
Also, and the most important part of the story. Sure, DT said he picked out something they'd like, and even though the choice is so simple it's genius, but there's something almost every story I've read so far has left out:
That's right. Clemson Football has a Culinary coach, an Executive Performance Chef, Donna McCain. She not only prepares food for the team, but also keeps them on a very strict diet. (Eating healthy leads to Championships? Apparently!) So the meal at the White House turned out to be a massive cheat day for the team. Do you see what Dwayne Johnson eats on his cheat day? I would not be surprised if they did eat all 1,000 burgers* supplied.
*supposedly
Was that fast food cold by the time they actually ate it? Yeah, but honestly, who hasn't eaten cold fast food? I'd eat fast food hot or cold off a silver platter any day.
Do I think DT should be as proud and boastful about this? No.
Do I think DT knows how to use autocorrect? No.
Do I think serving fast food at the White House is really that bad? No.
Am I just writing this because I really want McDonald's right now? Yeah, actually.
Do I call him DT in a Voldemort sort of way where his full name should not be said? Yes.
DT Is a shitty president, a horrible person, the worst husband, and a terrible father. But if I won a sports championship and was told I'd be celebrating at McDonald's, hell yeah I'd be psyched for it.*
*In 1998, I was on the Championship team for Quincy Youth Soccer, we celebrated at McDonald's.
TL;DR: Be a Champion, go to McNaldo's, "Have It In A Way"™️, eat a hurgusburgus, laugh in your enemy's face and impeach the President.
Joe
*supposedly.
And then this happened:
Hamberders. Hamberders and Covfefe. Again, everyone rips this dude to shreds.
Well, let's not forget something the internet loved, loved loved:
Also, and the most important part of the story. Sure, DT said he picked out something they'd like, and even though the choice is so simple it's genius, but there's something almost every story I've read so far has left out:
That's right. Clemson Football has a Culinary coach, an Executive Performance Chef, Donna McCain. She not only prepares food for the team, but also keeps them on a very strict diet. (Eating healthy leads to Championships? Apparently!) So the meal at the White House turned out to be a massive cheat day for the team. Do you see what Dwayne Johnson eats on his cheat day? I would not be surprised if they did eat all 1,000 burgers* supplied.
*supposedly
Was that fast food cold by the time they actually ate it? Yeah, but honestly, who hasn't eaten cold fast food? I'd eat fast food hot or cold off a silver platter any day.
Do I think DT should be as proud and boastful about this? No.
Do I think DT knows how to use autocorrect? No.
Do I think serving fast food at the White House is really that bad? No.
Am I just writing this because I really want McDonald's right now? Yeah, actually.
Do I call him DT in a Voldemort sort of way where his full name should not be said? Yes.
DT Is a shitty president, a horrible person, the worst husband, and a terrible father. But if I won a sports championship and was told I'd be celebrating at McDonald's, hell yeah I'd be psyched for it.*
*In 1998, I was on the Championship team for Quincy Youth Soccer, we celebrated at McDonald's.
TL;DR: Be a Champion, go to McNaldo's, "Have It In A Way"™️, eat a hurgusburgus, laugh in your enemy's face and impeach the President.
Joe
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